What do these all have in common?
Christmas Spirit, Christmas Shoe, Christmas Dance, Christmas
Ornament, Christmas Gift, Christmas Song, Christmas Wish, Christmas Choir,
Christmas Heart, Christmas Cottage
There’s probably some way to write the answer upside-down at
the bottom of the page, but I can’t be bothered. The answer is probably obvious
to many of you. Hallmark Channel’s December programming. The Christmas Carol? Not
on their programming, that I’ve heard <oops, they do play the 2004
version>. Too obvious, and clearly not to the caliber of, say, the Christmas
Shoe. In my mind, I was wondering how a channel with such over-the-top
programming managed to air a movie about John Wayne Gacy. But then I remembered
that was the last movie I ever watched on Lifetime, EVER! Somewhere I missed
the memo about who John Wayne Gacy was. And so I was expecting some inoffensive
chick flick on Lifetime, kept waiting for it get better, and waiting, and
watching. It didn’t get any better. Two words: crawl space. Not Christmas
Space; definitely not Hallmark programming.
And so it is this morning. Christmas was in full swing until
my Christmas Tree holder sprung a leak somewhere. This I noticed after the tree
was nearly decorated. I have no idea where the leak is from, but I guess I’ll
try to get out and get a pan tomorrow as the roads are too snowy today. And then I
had to contend with Boop putting on ornaments—which was good—until she
remembered how to take them off. I also had fun cleaning up when Boop got sick
again. So, I didn’t get much accomplished. Today's title? Christmas Vomited. Also not Hallmark programming.
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