When Boop was finally able to have a bowel movement in the
potty, it was a time of great celebration. Tiny baby diapers and the
fascination with every bodily function are long, long gone by the age of 2. It
actually goes downhill pretty quickly with the introduction of meat and the
like. So, when your little one can do the deed without the need for lots of
clean-up, it’s quite a relief, and it resulted in a fabulous, fabulous prize for
one Princess Boop: her own little Mickey Mouse clubhouse (sung in choppy staccato).
It made quite an impression, and there were no further thoughts of pull-ups.
Thank heavens.
And so it is with Magic Potty. Once potty trained, another
threat emerges—holding it in for too long. This can increase the likelihood of
UTI’s, with all the relatedness of the innards, expansions of some pipes,
causing blockages of other pipes and such. Somehow, though, when I ask Boop to
sit on her little frog potty, it just happens, and the threat of a UTI
dissipates. And this would be terrific it were just a magic potty for Boop.
However, we have made a discovery, confirmed through a
battery of my highly scientific tests. The 1st time Boop’s little
friend, Princess Merida, visited, we thought it was a mere fluke. Princess
Merida’s mom marveled that Magic Potty worked so well, as Princess Merida had
been having a little trouble in that area. The 2nd visit, we knew
that Magic Potty had mystical powers when the royal throne again functioned so
fantastically. Now, it seems that even the mere thought of Magic Potty can induce its
numinous effect. Returning home after a recent trip, H posted a note that Princess
Merida was having a little trouble. I asked if Princess Merida needed Magic
Potty. H laughed and said she was just thinking about Magic Potty, and that she
had considered calling me. In this case, simply invoking the spirit of the
Magic Potty achieved the desired effect. So, it didn’t require a trip to my house,
which Princess Boop and Princess Merida would probably be disappointed to learn
and would probably result in the loss of the long-distance supernatural powers
of the Magic Potty. We must keep these secrets of Magic Potty closely guarded,
to be unlocked only after Magic Potty is outgrown and said princesses are able
to read.
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| 2 out of 2 princess agree in the powers of Magic Potty |
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